LAB STATUS: UNSUPERVISED
Science off.
Chaos on.
Welcome to the very unpeer-reviewed corner of my lab.
Squash a few bugs. Ask the universe for GPU time.
01 THE DEBUGGING DEPARTMENT
BUG PANIC!
ARCADEYour code has developed legs. This is probably fine.
- Time left
- 30s
- Score
- 00
- Combo
- 0×
- Sprint best
- 00
Bug = +1. Excuse = −1 & combo reset. The last 10 seconds get spicy.
Keyboard controls & calmer play
Focus the arena, then use 1–6 to catch that specimen, or Tab + Enter/Space on its button. Arrow keys move between specimens. Keyboard play keeps targets still. Zen has no timer or disappearing targets. “Still targets” also stops movement and disappearance. Pause anytime; switching tabs pauses the run.
02 THE COSMIC COMPUTE CLUSTER
Ph.D. oracles
Your future is in the cards. Your GPU is in the queue.
ONE CARD · YOUR LOCAL DAY
← Pull sideways, or tap to tempt fate →
- GPU luck
- Deadline aura
- Reviewer mood
Entertainment only. Not astrology or advice.
One daily card; refreshing won’t change the cosmic verdict.
Okay, back to making AI a little more reliable. Return to the serious lab →